wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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ohshititsgreg:

QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

pencilias:

lesbian-songbirds:

If 1 in 10 teens are gay, then statistically, there are two gays in each of my classes… I’m one, so where’s the other one? Come out come out wherever you are ya little shit

check the closet

mayhem-twins-  well i would say your a blood bender. it suits your evilnesssss

That wasn't the right D

Friend: "I've gotten a D in class before."

Me: "From who?"

Friend: "Uh duh- my teacher."

Me: "Oh god. Should I call the cops?"

Friend: "No, I didn't study like I was supposed to. It's my own fault."

Me: "That's sick."

Friend: "I know, I'm stupid."

Me: "Did he pay you?"

Friend: "To take my Math test?"

Me: "What Math test?"

Friend: [silence]

Me: [silence]

Friend: "You weren't talking about a penis, were you?"

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).
I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.
Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).

I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.

Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

churchsext:

thelegendofsugarbear:

communistbakery:

we’re up all night to get l

axatives for this horrible diarrhea

if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade

werefoxstiles:

hoechlin talking about dylan accidentally slapping him during filming 

itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Ladies of Tumblr photoset 

bluestockingbookworm:

cumber-kitty:

dajo42:

george weasley looking in the mirror of erised and seeing what appears to just be his reflection until he notices it has both ears

he wonders why the mirror thinks an ear is his heart’s desire and then he realises that isn’t what it’s saying

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT?!

New headcannon: That damned mirror was destroyed in the battle of Hogwarts, so there can be NO MORE POSTS LIKE THIS.

fashionofthemultiverse:

UV Glow Galaxy Print Cap Sleeve Fit and Flare by CoquetryClothing

piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

mk